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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:19 am Post subject: The Tibbittz Top Ten!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, it's the new incarnation of that old Bendis board non-favorite, the Tibbittz Top Ten... and here we go...
The Tibbittz Top Ten Reasons To Join And Post On The Tibbittz Forum:
1. I'm sure we'll have a lot of thoughtful discussion here
2. ...when I'm not groping all the members...
3. Okay, scratch thoughtful discussion...
4. I need attention, or I'll cry...
5. We're allowed to use lots of profanity
6. Every thread will be stickied for your convenience
7. If you post here 10,000 times, you will live forever
8. ...of course it'll take a hundred years before you reach 10,000 here, so you may die before you live forever...
9. I will PM you pics of my sexy, sexy ass...
10. I will never ban you*
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject:
Also, you can request a Tibbittz Top Ten list of anything, and I will post one. Go nuts.
Well, don't actually go nuts; take your medication, and stay in school. _________________ Court Jester of the Jadepocalypsewww.cellardoorpublishing.com
1. Tibbittz' Top Ten Comic Stories
2. Tibbittz' Top Ten Movies
3. Tibbittz' Top Ten Women
4. Tibbittz' Top Ten Noir Sayings
5. Tibbittz' Top Ten Favorite Ways to Die
6. Tibbittz' Top Ten Puddings
7. Tibbittz' Top Ten Video Games
8. Tibbittz' Top Ten Things to Do in the Dark
9. Tibbittz' Top Ten Pet Peeves
10. Tibbittz' Top Ten Ways to Inflict Pain
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:26 pm Post subject:
Adam Witt wrote:
Tibbittz Top Ten you say?
My top ten of Tibbittz Top Tens I'd like to see:
1. Tibbittz' Top Ten Comic Stories
2. Tibbittz' Top Ten Movies
3. Tibbittz' Top Ten Women
4. Tibbittz' Top Ten Noir Sayings
5. Tibbittz' Top Ten Favorite Ways to Die
6. Tibbittz' Top Ten Puddings
7. Tibbittz' Top Ten Video Games
8. Tibbittz' Top Ten Things to Do in the Dark
9. Tibbittz' Top Ten Pet Peeves
10. Tibbittz' Top Ten Ways to Inflict Pain
I dig your format...
I'll do them in order, starting with the funniest and concluding with the least funny... wait, that was how the old thread went... anyhoo, without further ado --
The Tibbittz Top Ten Comic Stories That I've Read (Keeping In Mind That There's Lots I Haven't):
1. Watchmen (I don't care if Moore borrowed the ending from a TV show, he used it brilliantly)
2. Preacher (absolute genius, with Ennis using American myths and legends better than any American I've seen -- and the ending rewrote the purpose of the narrative in a way I never saw coming)
3. Supreme: Story of the Year (though less outrightly entertaining than every other book on this list, the complex and intertwining plot examines the history of comics' greatest icon in a way that I wish DC had the balls to actually try with Superman himself)
4. Kingdom Come (easily 10 times better than Marvels; Alex Waid make a better 2-man writer than Kurt Busiek)
5. Superman: Peace on Earth (this may be the best Superman story ever written, and it plays even better on Superman's role as a farmer than KC did)
6. The Dark Knight Returns (not to be confused with its subpar sequel, DKR is a brilliant blending of over the top comic book goodness and harsh reality cropping up in that same world)
7. Astonishing X-Men: Gifted, especially parts 1 and 4 (1 is bursting with great moments, and the return of Colossus in 4 was simply breathtaking)
8. Shazam: The Power Of Hope (we all lose our way a bit as we enter adulthood; using the unique [Prime notwithstanding] power and situation of Captain Marvel, we are shown how we might hold onto a piece of childlike innocence and hope)
9. A Contract With God (still my favorite Eisner work)
10. A Tale of One Bad Rat (perhaps the best "real world" story I've seen in comics, with brilliantly played visual metaphors)
...I'm sure I've missed something...
The Tibbittz Top Ten Movies:
1. Serenity (you had to see that coming)
2. Star Trek: First Contact
3. Sin City
4. Gargoyles: The Movie
5. Moulin Rougue
6. Edward Scissorhands
7. Spider-Man
8. Down With Love (criminally underrated)
9. Braveheart
10. Austin Powers in Goldmember
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